Camera Shy Snow Melts Under the Pressure

28 Oct

After winter storm Grayson carried frigid temperatures all the way up the Eastern Sea Board this week, millions woke up to see several inches of snow piled up on the ground. Naturally, millennials took to Instagram, Snapchat and one (and only one) even took to MySpace. News crews flocked their surrounding neighborhoods to air people, young and old, playing in the glistening ice dust. Several minutes after, however,  puddles suddenly began to appear where the snow was.

"I may not be as popular during this time of the year, but at least I don't run after a little bit of heat," exclaimed the now disappointingly present water.

The snow was unavailable for comment because as was literally just said, it had melted away.

Also unavailable for comment: glaciers.